How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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