yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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