I don't think brook has ever known best
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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