Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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