Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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