That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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