her vagina looked like bernie madoff
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
As shirtless as possible
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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