Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Randomize
