we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
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He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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