If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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