I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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