it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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