Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I need help removing her.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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