We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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