Your mouth is God's brothel.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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