She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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