haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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