you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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