Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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