oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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