Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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