Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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