oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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