she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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