Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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