Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
