Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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