You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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