swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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