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I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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