i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
third nipple confirmed
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Randomize