Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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