This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
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Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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