People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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