I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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