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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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