He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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