what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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