fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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