hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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I need you to use more vowels.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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