cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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