why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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