I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
This baby is an asshole
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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