The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm passing your future prison.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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