hell yes lets make some ravioli
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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