hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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