I wish i was in the wii world.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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