Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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