I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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