So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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