Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Your dad touched me again.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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