it wasn't lemon gatorade
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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