wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
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Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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