I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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