i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
high people should be assigned attendants
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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