I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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