Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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