that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
