So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
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I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?