So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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